Nobody likes a Monday…so i am doing Monday Mischief..
Well this morning was unpleasant,it’s cold and i needed coffee..but fasting..so i head off for the 20 minute drive..country people are lovely but not the best drivers!
I mean they are so relaxed and the traffic was crawling…now i am usually patient (insert raucous laughter here) but i am Jonesing for a coffee,my head has that throb that only the caffeine addicted can relate to and i fear i may implode!
Eventually i arrive at my destination..of course take a number (like at the deli) and await your lucky bingo number to be called…already i am crestfallen..three people waiting and i get number three??
So either someone has fallen asleep at the counter or this is like extreme bingo.
My time arrives i almost skip..i can smell that bean and i know it is within reach,i get told to go into room two with my number three and wait…
I wait….i hear a conversation about leave loading…other mumbled conversations as well….i can almost see my coffee getting further away…
A girl comes in and asks if anyone is seeing me…i reply no i can almost not see myself by this stage.
A laugh in the hallway and a harried lady with a large grin walks in and apologises profusely…by now i am so excited that i forgive her anything…just take my now freeze dried blood and let me out !
Damage done i beam up at her and mention something i spied while waiting in the room,she laughs her head off..i know it’s juvenile and i know it’s really not for me but i tell her i must have one!
Even though i need to leave..i need to get my caffeine fix..i wait ..patiently as she tends to my strange request.
She bids me a great day and i also to her and off i go.
A little less blood on board and heading for my quadruple shot large latte with skinny milk…the proud recipient of….