ATTENSHUN FE-LION FRIENDS…
It’s me CLEO…
Now I have some mews that you catz might find scary..almost scary as a Murdulators!
I was out in my grannies gardenz …see fozziemum iz my granny and when she has timez/getz off her fat patootiez..you will learnz bout why I lives wiff her and grandad..any who..no timez for that now..
I waz minding my own busy-nesses when I saw granny attacking my NIP!!!!
I hearz the gaspz already frum you all…yez the sacredz NIP..
I had got it all big an hugeeee and smelly and great and now…
Iz almozt invisibells….
Some partz of the worldz they are doing the PRUNE…I don’t like the PRUNE..i prefur the NIP!!!
Granny tried to peace-afy me wiff a bucket of the NIP..
I still hadz me a good nose-drill full of me NIP thoughz
But it can’t be so…my NIP….I have a dicctionz to it…what can I do nowz?
I got crankyz pantz on and granny said I spit the dummyz..she’s the dummies!
MOL I almozt gots her good hey!
So fe-lion furriends..watch out if your oomanz is going to the NIP…they might have PRUNEZ and you gunna get the big Pineapplez as my granny/NIP butcherer sayz..
So i am staying guard now…I look leftz I look rightz..I kind of hope that the Murdulators does come now..Grannies gone too fur this timez!!